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| Friday, May 29th, 2009 | | 8:08 am |
I am playing on livejournal and now I will be late for work, when all I want is to be latte for work. Mmmmm lattes. | | Saturday, May 16th, 2009 | | 7:13 am |
| | Sunday, May 10th, 2009 | | 12:42 am |
Rules of Fashion
As Spring is here and Summer is fast approaching, I figured it was time to do a FASHION POST for all my loyal readers - yes, all 2 of you - so that you can look hot as it gets hotter. Rule 1: Don't even think about wearing gladiator sandals. I will punch you in the face. Rule 2: Socks with sandals are ok if the sandals are NOT flip flops and if you are wearing long pants. Shorts and socks/sandals are just too tacky. Rule 3: I am regretting the tattoo of Jordan Knight I got on my forearm. Ok, so I got it when my NKOTB tickets came in the mail in a moment of girlish excitement when I threw caution to the wind and became myself circa 1988 when I was Mrs. Jordan Knight. So, the rule is, clearly think through any permanent body mods you think you want to do. That is all. Happy Fashion!!! | | Friday, May 1st, 2009 | | 7:46 pm |
Kids in child care centres don't even know how good they have it. They get to nap, and their centres always smell like freshly-baked cookies. They get to fingerpaint and sing songs in a circle, and ride in the plastic red and yellow cars. There is no way I could fit into a red and yellow car. Is there some way I can be providing some "consultation" around lunchtime? Can I eat some macaroni, too? Can I participate in naptime? *sigh* | | Friday, September 5th, 2008 | | 7:39 pm |
The Formula for Successfully Buying Awesome Real Estate
I think I've figured it out - the formula for buying the HOUSE OF YOUR DREAMS. It all has to do with the shirtless factor (SF), calculated by a simple equation. Here it is: 1. Subtract 100 points for every shirtless person you see on that street (unless they are cutting the grass - we can let that slide). So, for example, if there are 10 shirtless guys on a porch down the road, your house gets -1000 points. You probably don't want to live there. 2. Add 100 points for every HOT shirtless runner you see. Bonus 500 points for tight-fitting shorts. Bonus for being a hot celebrity. 3. Your SF has to work out to 0 or a positive number. Then you can buy the house and live in bliss! THE END  BONUS POINTS!!! | | Sunday, August 31st, 2008 | | 10:48 am |
This pretty much made my day and/or week yesterday. What's new, friends? Since we last chatted - I mean chatted for real - 1) I have become a convert to cycling, which, at first, is an ass-killah, but then you get used to it, 2) I am in the market for a car with a rocket launcher on the front because, srsly, congestion on the Expressway MAY BE THE DEATH OF ME, 3) I now live in sin with my manlover, whom I intend to marry in 2 months (so maybe it's only half-sin?), 4) I still hate cats, 5) I have tasted my first "Wagon Wheel" and it wasn't even that good. See all the things that happen in a year? Wagon Wheels. Srsly.  | | Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 | | 7:39 pm |
Starbuckz whut?
So, have the people at Starbucks been given the direction to ask customers inappropriate questions? This has happened to me 2x at the one on Tecumseh East, once by a male and once by a female. As they make my coffee, "So... How's Your Day Going???" So, I have just stuffed my mouth with pumpkin scone and my day would be going MUCH BETTER if you would make my coffee and GIVE IT TO ME so I don't fall asleep at the wheel and kill a nice lady in a walker when my car jumps the sidewalk. Furthermore, the only people I ask that question to are MY LOVER and MY MOM because that is an extremely personal question. My day was going JUST FINE in a very undercaffeinated way but I'm unlikely to get into the details of how I probably have a gangrenous toe and I could really use a massage and DID I MENTION I MAY FALL ASLEEP AT WORK TODAY?!?!!?!??! Not cool, Starbucks. Not cool.  Yeah, I made that picture. Revere my skillz in paint. Whut. | | Sunday, August 24th, 2008 | | 9:13 pm |
Contrary to popular belief, happiness is NOT Marineland. Happiness is TRIVIAL PURSUIT GREATEST HITS: 80s, 90s, Pop Culture!!!!!!!  | | Saturday, August 16th, 2008 | | 8:54 pm |
Don't tell my man, but I have found the perfect wedding present for him:  Who doesn't love Gliterkugeln?!? Futhermore, he can always carry me (and hundreds of tiny hearts) with him wherever he goes. | | Monday, August 11th, 2008 | | 7:17 pm |
| | Friday, August 8th, 2008 | | 11:29 pm |
| | Saturday, September 1st, 2007 | | 10:01 pm |
Facebook is fun, but I miss you, livejournal. Mama's back. | | Friday, May 18th, 2007 | | 7:06 pm |
| | Wednesday, March 28th, 2007 | | 4:53 pm |
Girlz Weekend!!!
Yay!!! I'm seeing some'a me ladiez this weekend :) HOORIZZLE my FRIZZLES!!! Also, my forsythia bushes have begun to bloom. :) Life is good! | | Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 | | 10:36 pm |
OMG I just almost died filling out my coursework forms for provincial registration. ALMOST DIEDOr, almost barfed. Either would be unpleasant. Who even knew that the CASLPO coursework form was pretty much the most awful thing that could happen to a person? Now I'm too wound up to sleep. | | Sunday, March 18th, 2007 | | 6:41 pm |
All the animals lived. SUCCESS!! You know how we should celebrate? FRANKENMUTH, that's how! Who's with me?!? | | Friday, March 16th, 2007 | | 11:25 pm |
| | Monday, March 12th, 2007 | | 8:57 pm |
I am babysitting (petsitting?) a black lab, a cat, a newt, and 3 hamsters. I have a "no-touching-rodents/lizards" policy, so I shake the cages every morning and watch for movement. Everyone is still alive. I must be doing something right. | | Sunday, March 4th, 2007 | | 10:15 pm |
Being poor is crap. Mama needs some black boots, and to get her hair did. Things are so bad that my roots are, like, 3 inches long. The good news is, there are no white hairs in my 3-inch roots. I don't have that gene. Time for my booty sleep. | | Saturday, February 17th, 2007 | | 8:49 pm |
Going into a TBS coma... how did we not get this station in Halifax? It is mind-numbingly transfixing. Uhhhhhh... |
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